The Proposal
You have to understand, Matt proposed to me late at night, as we were
drifting off to sleep. It went something like this:
Matt: When we go to the mall tomorrow [to buy a wedding present for
friends of ours] maybe I'll buy you a present.
Liz: [too sleepy to beg for details] Mmm.
Matt: [slightly non-plussed by lack of response, but still valiantly
striving for a tone of mischief] I was thinking of a ring.
Liz: [finally picks up the clue phone]
[The remainder of this anecdote is CENSORED, due to high
embarrassment factor]
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